Monday, January 18, 2010

How to Save History: Australia, 1874

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Dear Readers,

  I recently connected with a colleague, Dr. Wendell Howe, who works in a time-normal discipline similar to Anachronism.  In his time stream, the contemporaries have discovered time travel and have begun to use it in what they call "Temporal Anthropology."  It's an exciting field, especially because Dr. Howe can travel backward in time with ease.  This is an ability I envy.

  Now, Dr. Howe's institution is quite concerned that they will change the past somehow.  Since my data indicates all possibilities play out and the past cannot be changed, rather only your experience of it, I find this rather pointless, but I am willing to entertain the possibility that I am wrong on this matter.  Perhaps it is important to avoid changing the past.  Therefore, I have decided to offer my help to Dr. Howe in his efforts to preserve the past that he knows during his journeys there.

   Currently, Dr. Howe's travels take him from 27th century England to 19th century Australia, a country which at the time straddled the gap between wilderness and modernity.  Almost a hundred years separated from its inception as a prison colony, Australia of 1874 struggled to gain an agricultural and political niche within the vast British Empire.  This led to the introduction of dozens of species and numerous attempts to transform the country into a larger, more economically powerful version of the British Isles.  For the most part, these attempts ended in ecological disaster, though Australia would still rise to the forefront among nations.

  In light of Wendell's visit at a critical time for Australia, I provide below a bulleted list of ways he can avoid affecting the flow of time during his visit, along with the consequences, based on "aberrant" possibilities my Department is aware of.

  • The Six Colonies: Dr. Howe visits at a time before Australia has federated.  In your time stream, Australia began as six separate colonies.  Between 1850 and 1890, these six colonies gradually set up governments that could operate without the need for Imperial involvement.  This establishment of "responsible government" led to the creation of the Australian Constitution in 1901 (give or take depending on the time stream).  It is therefore critical that Wendell do nothing to interfere with local government during his stay.  Perceived weakness in local government could delay Australian independence.  If Australia is not independent by 1942, its role as a major US and British rallying point for the War in the Pacific could be jeopardized and Japan could be better able to secure its hold over the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.  In this scenario, the war could be prolonged until 1955 and countless nuclear weapons could be detonated.  So, Dr. Howe, make a strong effort to obey local laws.
  • The Gold Rushes: Australia's population has expanded at a record pace just before Wendell's arrival.  This is an age of great change for the Australians, when the future of Australian demographics will be put into place.  Though it may be difficult, if Wendell wishes to preserve the past he must not plant the seeds of any progressive ideas into the minds of the people he interacts with in the past.  It could change the demographics of the later Australia that he knows, though I am reluctant to suggest this because I believe certain mistakes were made with the "White Australia" policy.
  • Aboriginal Peoples: Between 1850 and 1900, approximately 450,000 indigenous Australians died to violence and disease from the immigrant colonists.  It was a terrible event and it essentially led to a collapse in their culture.  While this sadness should be avoided, I must warn Wendell that he will have the opportunity to save many indigenous lives while he is there by virtue of his century's advanced medical knowledge.  I will not say he should avoid doing so.  I will say only that if he does not help these people, it will preserve the past.  However, I hope he breaks the rules.
  • Australian Federation: Wendell is visiting the Australian colony of Victoria, specifically the city of Melbourne.  As more and more native Australians are born, the demographics of this colony will change.  It is vital that Wendell not interfere with any young aspiring politicians during his visit, as Victorian politicians will play a vital role in the federation of Australia.  I specifically call attention to Victoria's 1874 Treasurer, James Service.  Wendell will likely meet James Service as Melbourne is Australia's financial center during the time of his visit.  I recommend that during their chance encounter, Wendell should make sure that no errant wagons run over the good treasurer.  Mr. Service is due to become Premier of Victoria and play a vital role in Federation.

Always,

  Dr. John Skylar
  Chairman
  Department of Anachronism
  University of Constantinople
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1 comment:

  1. Dear Dr. Skylar,

    Thank you for your sage advice. These are exactly the sort of things Time Purists warn us about. In fact if they had their way, time travel would be outlawed all together. The Institute of Time Travel was set up as a compromise, to regulate all time travel to insure that no Time Manipulation, either intentional or accidental, would ever occur.

    The Association of Temporal Anthropologists have an uneasy alliance with the Institution, for without them we would be grounded. I suppose it's a bit like the old FAA and the ancient airlines, except Air Traffic Controllers didn't own the planes or slap Compliance Disks on the necks of the passengers.

    I have been specially trained not to stand out when in the past, and not obeying the law would definitely make one stand out. Enforcers from the Institute are suppose to save us (or arrest us) if we don't return, but if they found us in jail, they might just leave us their to teach us a lesson.

    One of the hardest part of my job is having to nod and say "uh-huh" when bigoted empty-headed gits go on about the inferiority of "other" races or women or lower classes. I am not allowed to change their minds in anyway, no matter how imbecilic their worldview. On the other hand I don't have to warmly endorse it either, since that might cement a daft idea they were simply toying with. I just have to remind myself that those sordid attitudes will die out in a century or two.

    As hard as that is, the hardest part of being a Temporal Anthropologist is witnessing suffering and tragedy and standing numbly by, unable to help. Time Purists would argue that stopping an epidemic among the Aborigines will prevent a hardier strain from evolving that would better weather an even deadlier plague. Perhaps the pointless murder of his people was what inspired an Aboriginal leader to come forth and create a better future for his people. Yes, I admit I have a hard time buying this, too. Besides I'm not a medical doctor. (I'm sure my reminding Louis Pasteur to wash his hands had no impact on medicine. I'm sure he already knew about hygiene and was just distracted.) Here again I just have to remind myself that the indigenous people did survive and of the great scientists and Prime Ministers they will someday produce. (Not to mention the great Aboriginal restaurants.)

    I humbly admit I was unaware how wobbly the political stage was at this time. It only makes sense since it is in it's infancy. I would never be allowed to save anyone from being run over by a carriage. Here again it could be argued that James Service was meant to have a brush with death and that is what gave him the incentive to run for Premier of Victoria and my pulling him out of the way would negate that.

    However my discussing politics could change his mind at a critical time. So we discussed tea since he had an import business. Did you know his company specialized in Robur tea? Any man as passionate about tea as Service was, is a man after my own heart.

    Rest assured that I will "leave no footprint in the sands of time." (That's the Institute of Time Travel's motto. They love it when Temporal Anthropologists repeat it. We do our best to keep them happy.)

    Again, thank you for your help. Being a Temporal Anthropologist is a bit like walking on eggshells sometimes. A little helpful advice should never be flippantly ignored.

    Your humble servant,
    Wendell A. Howe, Ph.D.
    Temporal Anthropologist
    with the University of Cambridge
    and Licensed Time Traveler
    certified by the Institute of Time Travel

    P.S. The rumours that I am on probation for influencing a young Eleanor Roosevelt to become a social activist are untrue. I hardly spoke to the girl. I was acquitted and found innocent--mostly.

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